⚠ NOW WITH 40% MORE WEATHER ⚠
WEATHER HAMMER
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FETCHING SKY DATA
STAND BY. HAMMER IS LOOKING AT YOUR SKY.
SKY ALERTS
CHECKING WITH THE AUTHORITIES…
LUNG TAX
(US AIR QUALITY INDEX, REPACKAGED)
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AQI / 500
READING THE AIR…
SNIFFING THE BREEZE…
STAND BY. THE HAMMER IS TASTING YOUR AIR.
SKY ORACLE
(REAL SUN & MOON DATA, MILDLY HAUNTED)
CONSULTING THE MOON…
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SUN WAKES
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SUN QUITS
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SUN PEAKS
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DAYLIGHT
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STAND BY. THE ORACLE IS STARING AT THE SKY.
HAMMER FACTOR
(UV INDEX, REPACKAGED)
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SAFE
DOOM
READING THE SKY
SKULL PRESSURE INDEX
(BAROMETRIC, IN INHG)
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INHG
CHECKING SKULL
HOURLY DOOM
READING THE NEXT 12 HOURS OF SKY…
5 DAYS OF SKY FUTURE
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HAMMER WISDOM
The sky owes you nothing. Pack a jacket anyway.
— THE WISE WOMAN OF THE SKY
DATA WE ARE CHOOSING NOT TO THINK ABOUT
DOOM HEATENING
FEDERALLY DECLARED DISASTERS
YOUR STATE · THIS YEAR · LIVE
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DECLARATIONS IN 2026 SO FAR
COUNTING THE FEDERAL DISASTERS…
SKY-COOKING OUTPUT
MILLION METRIC TONS CO2 · EIA, LATEST
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RANK -- OF 50
WEIGHING YOUR SKY CRIMES…
THE PER-CAPITA GOTCHA
BUT PER PERSON? WYOMING OUT-COOKS EVERYONE. SOME PEOPLE AND A LOT OF COAL. RESPECT.